Ode To My Boobies

They're big and they're round
They just look great!
Some pay money for these
But this rack ain't fake!
It's everything a woman desires,
But it's not cute
When they make me perspire.
I try to love them and be grateful
But these damn boobies,
Well they make me so hateful
They hurt and they ache and I want to cry
If I didn't need them to breastfeed
They BOTH would die!
If you've ever been pregnant you might agree,
It's not worth the pain
To have triple D's!